// President’s Day is a real holiday?//

This is the first time I have ever had President’s Day off from school or work or anything. It’s like a second Sunday.

Thank you, California!

// In the words of your fellow Americans//

“Can you please squirt me because I’m juicy?”   -Me, during the filling of water balloons while consuming alcoholic juice

“I may not be able to make chicken noodle soup, but I can spoon meat like no other!”    -Eric, on his cooking abilities

Eric: You don’t get just to be a ninja. You have to practice!

Dani: That’s why you walk into walls?

Eric: I wasn’t practicing then!

Louis to Kim: Why didn’t you put necrophilia, like I thought you would?

Eric: That’s not a disease; it’s a lifestyle!

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“Oven, comma, baking your mother in.” -Dani, on her “O” answer for “crimes” during a game of Scattergories.